Verse 1
It was a summer night hangin out at the St Bart's fair
Real strong points, tight jeans and long black hair
She winked at me and oh I got so scared

Everyone knew she loved to fool around
She was the quarterbacks squeeze the meanest dude in town
Get near the girl and man you might never be found

Chorus
I ran and hid behind the rectory
she hit it hard chasin after me
I lit a candle and prayed to St. Marie
Lordy Lordy please help me now
I'm so confused
How do those catholic girls know what to do

Verse 2
She breathed deep and whispered lets take a chance
I told her that I'd never even been to a high school dance
I got so nervous almost wet my pants

Chorus
Well- she started walkin a little closer to me
I started shakin like a leaf on the tree
I squeezed tight an prayed that rosary
Lordy Lordy pelase help me now
I'm so confused
How do those catholic girls know what to do